I am a child of complex needs,
I sit and wait for my next feed,
Give me my pot and give me my pan,
I’ll bang on my drum as loud as I can.
I shall have this and I shall have that,
I will have it all and I will grow fat,
I have a habit of getting what I want,
I’ll break everyone else’s if I can’t.
I want my fortune and I want my fame.
I will play dirty to win the game,
Give me the milk and give me the honey,
I’ll take your peace of mind and I’ll take your money.
I am the child of a bright new age,
I will rise and take centre stage.
Give me an inch and I’ll take a mile.
I’ll take your photograph, post it and smile.
You can’t stop me, you do not have my respect,
You have made me, what did you expect?