I do love you ay, you are handsome and witty
I might have gone on a date with you, wrote you a ditty,
But If you think I am your stalker you’ve got your wires crossed.
I hope you are not too disappointed but I really can’t be arsed.
I’d have to get up very early to get to your house,
I’d have to have no other life and its just not very nice.
I do not see putting poo through your letter box as a lifestyle choice,
I do not wish phone you all day and night much as I like the sound of my own voice
I have called you my friend and bought you gifts,
I have paid you attention, given your ego a little lift,
It is true that I have thought you very attractive,
But I think you should look at this in a little perspective.
Cos If you think I am your stalker you’ve got your wires crossed.
I hope you are not too disappointed but I really can’t be arsed.